Say Tawd, I heard you were a Dawg, is this true?

That's right, it's true, I was a Dawg for the past three years! I graduated magna cum Dawg, just like all my fellow Dawgs (lawl). I wanted to make this blawg so I could blawg abawt my experience as a Dawg. goooooOOOOOOOOO00000 DAWGS!!1!!1

Let's continue...